Advantages of Being a Singleton

Happy Singletons

Love is definitely in the air; sappy love songs are blasted off the airwaves, our favorite cafes are filled with paper hearts, scattered all around our malls are styrofoam hearts that seem to have been bathed in red glitters, we receive a dozen heart-shaped pillows on our Facebook walls, and our friends start wearing matching pink and red ensembles. For somebody attached, this would be a welcome experience; something that would help them get in the mood for the love month.

For one who is single, it is a whole different story. It makes them realize how desperately single they are, and how there isn’t a place for their breed during this month. Singletons retaliate by telling everybody how much they hate V-Day; balloons, flowers, chocolates and all. But the truth remains that all they hate is the feeling that they can’t truly get into the season because they don’t have a passport to go to Lovesville a.k.a a partner. To make up for it, here are some things to remind you, my dear singleton partyphile, how lucky you are to be single.

Advantages of Being Single

1.) Girls Say: You can watch all the chick flicks you want, without having to worry about that twerp who rolls his eyes every single time you are about to tear up.

Guys Say: You can watch all the Sci-Fi movies you like without worrying about that twerp who feels the need to remind you that everything you find cool about the movie is phony and can’t happen in real life.

2.) Girls Say: You could stop minding the toilet seat for once in your life. You can actually sit in it without worrying about sitting on piss.

Guys Say: You could leave the toilet seat up without having to come back to the rest room to put it back down.

3.) Girls Say: You could choose from all the guys who would want to drive you home after a long night of partying.

Guys Say: You could drive straight home after a long and tiring night of partying.

4.) Girls Say: You could forget about birth control.

Guys Say: You could fool around as much as you want.

5.) Girls: You could accept all those free drinks from hot (or not-so-hot) guys you meet while out partying.

Guys: You could spend all your money on booze for yourself. Only.

6.) Girls Say: You could wear your favorite bikinis without having to answer to anyone.

Guys Say: You could ogle at your favorite girls in bikinis without having to answer to anyone.

7.) Girls Say: You could text all the cute boys you like.

Guys: You actually HAVE money to buy load to text all the cute girls you like.

8.) Girls Say: You could do whatever you want, when you want to do it.

Guys Say: Ditto to that.

9.) Girls Say: You could focus on your career, your education, your fitness, and your passions.

Guys Say: You could focus on that hot chick from the gym that you have always had your eye on.

10.) Girls Say: You do not have to listen to snoring and farting all night.

Guys Say: You do not have to worry about getting cookie crumbs on the bed.

11.) Girls Say: You can stay in the shower for as long as you want.

Guys Say: You can have the remote all to yourself, without having to change the channel to “important” stuff like News of Koreanovelas.

12.) Girls Say: You do not have to worry about being nice to your mother-in-law

Guys Say: You do not have to worry about being nice to her annoying best friend who has a habit of criticizing everything you do.

13.) Girls Say: You can wear Granny panties without having to explain to anyone.

Guys Say: You can wear your favorite jeans (that you has managed to stay unwashed for a month) without having to explain to anyone.

14.) Girls Say: You can party all you want.

Guys Say: You can party all you want.

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Jell-O Shots recipe

Preparing Jello Shots is very easy. All you need to do is grab a box of gelatin....it doesn't' matter what brand it is, and prepare it according to the instructions in the packet.BUT leave out a quarter cup of water from the recipe.

Right before you put the gelatin into molds, pour 1/4 cup of vodka (this replaced the 1/4 cup water you left out from the recipe).

Pour into molds, let it set and enjoy! wooohooOOoooo!

February 3 is National Jell-o Day

Its JELLO DAY! celebrate this gorgeous month by serving up some Jell-o shots tonight!

Advantages of being Single for Men and Women

Since, Valentines is just around the corner...i conjured up some advantages of being single, to remind you that you ARENT a loser during this season of love...

Girls:
1.) You can watch all the chick flicks you want!
2.) You could stop minding the toilet seat
3.) You can choose whom you want to take you home after partying
4.) You could forget about birth control
5.) You could wear your favorite bikini


Guys:
1.) You can party all you want!
2.) You could leave the toilet seat up!
3.) You can drive straight home after partying…
4.) You could fool around all you want!
5.) You could stare at your favorite girls in bikinis

Club Love by the Cataracs

a new hit on the dance floor from this male duo! wooohooo! love this one.haha. i dont know why...

if you are a partyphile, it is inevitable that you like this!

Evacuate the Dancefloor!

heres a new favorite among partyphiles! the white girl sangs! cooolness!

V-Day Fun Day

Just like every year, Valentine’s 2010 has, somehow, managed to creep into our realities after a dose of unreality brought about by the recently concluded Yuletide season. Somehow, we always forget that V-Day is coming which leads us to panic for the panic gift for our partner. Of course, it does not help that we have exhausted all our gift ideas during the yuletide season and that we are now required to celebrate and exchange gifts during monthsaries because everybody seems to be doing it. So we sit alone racking our brains to come up with the perfect Valentine’s gift.

Fortunately, for you, here are some ideas:

Box It: Buy an ornate box that fits your partner’s style and fill it with 365 reasons why you love him or her. Print out these little messages on pieces of decorative paper, or write them down by hand for a more personal touch. Phrases like “you smell good even when you haven’t showered”; “you don’t need make-up to look beautiful”; “you eat the white part of an Oreo, and give me the biscuits”; “my evil 5 year old nephew loves you”; “you never look at me in a confused kinda way when I talk crap”; or “you smell like Vanilla”. And then, on the bottom of the box attach an envelope with a note that says: “I don’t need Valentine’s Day to realize why I love you. I do that every single day.”

The Power of Facebook: If you know your partner’s facebook password, hack it and send a message to all of his/her friends asking them why they love your partner. If you do not know your partner’s password, send his/her friends a message from your account; however this will require you to add her friends up. (Heads up: according to surveys, couple who have common friends last longer; so it is actually a good thing to add his/her friends up). Collect all the answers, especially the cute stupid ones, and ask his/her parents and siblings as well. Write the answers and the names of the people who sent in the answers in pieces of paper, or print them out on decorative paper. Put them in a scrap book together with photos of your partner with you, or with her friends and family. Do not leave your own answer. Instead write a phrase that goes a little like: “If all these people love you, how can I not?”

Movie Magic: This gift is for the guys. Ask your friends or family members to occupy all the seats in a movie house that are by the aisle. Give them a rose each, and ask them to reserve e two seats for you in the middle of the theater. Leave a bouquet of red roses there or a huge stuffed animal, if your girl is into plush pals. Ask your girl out on a movie date and make sure to pass in the middle aisle (where all your friends are seated). Ask your friends to give your girl a rose as she passes along where they seated. This is enough to surprise your girl. However, the extra special gift that is waiting in her seat will seal the deal.

Cutest Carnap: Now this is for the ladies. Steal your boyfriend’s car, with the permission of his parents and siblings, of course, and take it home. Ask his parents to convince him that a family friend borrowed the car. Buy some water-based, washable markers and write sweet nothings on the body of your boyfriend’s car. Fill the inside of his car with pink fabric, paper hearts, and everything that reminds you of Valentine’s Day. If you are the naughty type, you could write naughty innuendos instead of

Remember that the best gifts are those that are personalized, well thought of, and have an element of surprise. Choose from one of the suggestions above, or create your own little wacky idea. But never forget to have fun while you spend the day of hearts with the one you love most.

Catch Confessions of a Partyphile, the radio show, on 105.9 Mix FM every Wednesday evenings from 6 to 9 in the PM.

For comments, suggestions, and more confessions from this partyphile, log on to http://party.i.ph or search for Confessions of a Partyphile on Facebook.