Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Below are the ten instances when you are allowed to stop partying. A true partyphile will not miss out on any party unless any of the ten instances below are occurring
10.) When the bar is burning down
9.) During natural calamities
8.) Before and during the elections
7.) When you haven’t taken a bath yet
6.) When you haven’t slept for more than three days
5.) When there is a death in the family
4.) When all of your friends have already passed away before you. That means you will soon go, and that’s definitely not a reason to celebrate.
3.) When you have pawned everything you own just to party.
2.) When you are in a coma1.) When bugs are crawling over you and you find yourself six feet below.
Happy happy birthday to:
Hatty Jones (21)
Josh Hartnett (31)
Robin Williams (58)
Cat Stevens (61)
Send me some invites to all your hot parties! You know you want to.hahaha
Lotsa love, and booze
The Partyphile: Zhaun Claude Rosales Ortega