Rule #1: Never steal someone else’s shot.
Rule #2: Always offer shots to an acquaintance who approaches the table
Rule #3: Never offer someone a drink that isn't full, especially if you've drank from it.
Rule #4: Never keep a drink unmoved for more than ten minutes.
Rule #5: Never waste precious alcohol. Consume all leftovers.
Rule #6: Always pay the bill before you pass out.
Rule #7: When sharing a glass with the whole group, you shall swear on your vodka’s grave that you are free of contagious diseases.
Rule #8: When sharing a glass with the whole group, always drink the same amount as the rest of the group.
Rule #9: Never use alcohol as an excuse to say stupid things. Think of more creative excuses.
Rule #10: Always help a friend nurse a hangover. Do this by offering your friend more alcohol.