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Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Top Ten Excuses to Get You Off Work

10 I have a headache

9 My dog is sick and I have to take him to the vet

8 My dog has a headache and I need to take him to the vet

7 I'm skipping work today because I don't want to be late again

6 I'm not coming to work to day because my computer has got a virus. And my computer means more to me then this job

5 My wife is too sick to get out of bed, so I'm staying home to take care of her.

4 I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK?

3 Last night we had a party and I woke up with a strange man in my bed!

2 Hello, I've used all of my sick days and I'm calling in dead.

1 I won't be in today. I'm still drunk from last night.

Drink of the Day: Lazy Beach

The lazy beach is one of the simplest cocktails ever!

It is perfect for the beach or for a garden party, and is really easy to make too. Here's how:

In a shaker filled with ice, combine:

2 oz Coconut Rum (Malibu)
2 oz Rum
2 oz Sprite
4 oz Pineapple Juice

Strain and pour over two martini glasses.

Garnish with a slice of fresh or canned pineapple.

August 11 is Lazy Day

Today is lazy day So instead of going out to party, invite your friends over, ask them to bring some cocktails and booze it up in bed! wapak!