Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Since we are celebrating graduation season, i have decided to give out a recipe that is sure to meet all the expectations of fresh graduates. In other words, this drink gets you drunk in NO TIME. Make sure you drink this near a sink, flowing water, or the toilet bowl because it will make you throw up. Here is our drink fo the week: the Aunt Roberta.
- 2 shots of Absinthe (which is 60% alcohol)
- 1 shot of Brandy (which is about 30% alcohol)
- 3 shots of Vodka (which is usually 40% alcohol)
- 1.5 shots of gin (which is usually 30% alcohol)
- 1 shot blackberry liqeur
5.) So you could have money to actually buy yourself some really good investments… like a gorgeous bottle of Tequila or a bartending set.
4.) Because you are still single and didn’t meet anyone date-worthy in College and new officemates may mean new prospects.
3.) So you could buy all the alcohol you want and party everywhere; which is the goal for any and every young person.
2.) So you wouldn’t end up with a radio show and newspaper column about partying...just like me.
1.) To save up to start a business… which is preferably a bar, a club, a pub, or a distillery.