10 You use grocery bags to hold garbage
9 You think the yellow traffic light means “go faster”
8 You dip bread in coffee
7 You think salvage means “to kill people” it actually means saving people
6 You have a painting of the last supper in your dining room and your parents force your guests to eat
5 When you travel to another place, you start copying the way locals speak within a week
4 You have more than one name.
3 You point at things with your lips instead of your hands and move stuff with your feet.
2 when someone says “pssst” you always think it’s for you
1 You believe that beer is a required chaser after drinking hard liquor