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Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Top Ten Signs That You’re A Filipino

10 You use grocery bags to hold garbage

9 You think the yellow traffic light means “go faster”

8 You dip bread in coffee

7 You think salvage means “to kill people” it actually means saving people

6 You have a painting of the last supper in your dining room and your parents force your guests to eat

5 When you travel to another place, you start copying the way locals speak within a week

4 You have more than one name.

3 You point at things with your lips instead of your hands and move stuff with your feet.

2 when someone says “pssst” you always think it’s for you

1 You believe that beer is a required chaser after drinking hard liquor

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