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Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Chinese Party Horoscope for 2012

Snake: This will be a great time for you. You will be promoted and your salary will be increased. Unfortunately, your waist line will increase with it as well. Remember to drink light beer when you go out.

Dragon: Female Dragons will have better luck than Male Dragons especially in the love department. To find love this year, Male Dragons will have to find a stable career, a supplementary source of income, a nice car, and a good hair stylist. Female Dragons would only need to wear short skirts.

Rabbit: This year will be difficult for the Rabbit and unexpected surprises will make its way into your life. So when you find out that all your friends have left you to pay for the bill, don’t tell me I didn’t warn you.

Tiger: You will be very popular this year. Use this to climb the partyphile social ladder instead of just gaining followers on Twitter. Take your luck to the dance floor, and you just might be rewarded in the form of gold…beer.

Ox: You will find this year very challenging. At work you will find yourself in many heated arguments. If you are attached, you might want to take extra care of your relationship, as it is bound to be rocky. If you are single, the chance of you getting into a relationship is close to zero. Remember: suicide is not an option.

Rat: This year you will be given the opportunity to shine and excel. So when your friends ask you to chug down that bottle of Tequila, go on and do it. Remember, it will make you shine!

Pig:  This will be a fantastic year for you. There will be strong indications of movement. This implies that you might be moving house, traveling, or relocating to other countries this year. However, if you are wise about it, the only movement you will be doing is in the middle of the dancefloor.

Dog:  Your wealth will be good and there will be a high probability for you to increase your sources of revenue. Celebrate in advance by throwing a party for everyone you know. This will attract more good luck.

Monkey:  It is best not to make enemies now especially with your girl friend. Although it may be tempting to date other people, remember that relationships formed inside the club should only last until the club closes for the night.

Cock:  There will be a lot of trouble for you this year, but you will be given adequate time to prepare for them. SO before that hot lady pours her drink all over your face, you will be given enough time to run for cover, or grab some tissue paper.

Goat: This will be a difficult year for you. The best thing to do is wait for your bad luck and then gather all your friends for a drinking session as you tell them all about it.

Horse: You have great potential to do well in wealth and career. Make sure everybody notices the difference in your paycheck by purchasing sixteen bottles of Patron Tequila the next time you go out clubbing. This will also attract love.

Drink of the Week: Red Lotus

This Chinese cocktail is refreshing and hits the spot just right.

All you need to do is grab a shaker filled with ice and combine:

  • 1 oz Vodka
  • 1 oz Cranberry Juice
  • 1 oz Lychee Liquer
Shake the shaker until all the ingredients are combined and pour over an Old-Fashioned Glass filled with Ice

Chinese New Yerar is Happening on January 23, 2012

The Chinese New Year is just around the corner, and it is the perfect time to throw a Chinese themed party! Take out your Feng Shui books, and discover how to throw a party while attracting good luck.