Reasons Why Beer is Better Than A Human Partner

6 Women Say: Beer doesn’t fart

Men Say: Beer doesn’t complain about farting

5 W: beer doesn’t buy you dinner just to get in your pants

M: You don’t have to wine and dine beer

4 W: Beer is a loyal partner

M: A beer doesn’t get jealous when you grab another beer

3 W: beer doesn’t snore

M: Beer is always wet

2 W: You can enjoy beer when you are on your period

You don’t have to wash a beer before it tastes good

1 W: beer does not come with in-laws

M: Beer does not come with in-laws