The Partyphile Song

Sing to the tune of My Favorite Things from the Sound of Music:

Gin Shots and Lemons and Hot Chicks in their Thongs

Bright Disco Balls and some Beer in their Beer Bongs

Free Party Invites all tied up with strings

These are a few of my favorite things

Cream colored cocktails and crisp golden lagers

Lasers and speakers and dancefloors with jiggers

People so drunk thinking they'll fly with wings

These are a few of my favorite things

Girls drinking vodka and guys drinking brandy

Beer plus some soda will make some good shandy

Hot party tracks played by DJs, spinning

These are a few of my favorite things

When my drink bombs

When i smell puke

When I'm hearing funk

I simply remember my favorite things

And then I don't feel so drunk

[Repeat all verses]