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Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Famous Birthdays
Ten ways to become Famous
10 Enter a reality show. Think: Leona Lewis, Kelly Clarkson, Jennifer Hudson, Susan Boyle, William Hung, the guy who sang Pants On the Ground, Bikini Girl
9 Create a really hot youtube video. Charice, Esmee Denters, Boyce Avenue, Marie Digby, Justin Bieber, Happy Slip, the prisoners from Cebu, and that guy who was crying about Britney Spears
8 Expose a scandal
7 Be in a scandal
6 Beat a world record. Beat the record for writing the stupidest book ever.
5 Commit a crime
4 Be the most famous Jejemon. Lobby at Congress to have the Constitution be re-written in Jejetext or create a partylist to uphold the rights of Jejemons…or go the opposite end and replace the Davao Death Squad with Jejebsuters
3 Date and Marry a really famous person. Think: K-Fed, Sharon Osbourne, the
2 Create a really good cocktail
1 Be the best party-thrower in the country
Drink of the Week: Gin Tonic
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Top Ten Celebrity Tweets
1.) Local News Anchor Karen Davila: “PGMA always seems to be a step ahead of her foes. I wonder what they fed her as a baby. I’m kiiiiidddiiiing.”
2.) Reality TV Star Khloe Kardashian: “What does Jejejeje mean?”
3.) Internet Celebrity and MTV star Tila Tequila: “I fell off a chair and slammed my head into the wall and heard my skull crack.” She then tweeted: “I should call the ambulance just in case…like the one actress that died because she hit her head and thought she was OK but died later…pray for me.” Followed by: “Ambulance on the way to my house. I could have a brain concussion and die in a few hours.”After a couple of hours, her publicist had to take over her Twitter account because she actually had a concussion.
4.) Assunta de Rossi: Gosh! Enough of making pakialam Sen. Noynoy's smoking! Bakit, buntis ba sya?!
5.) Ashton Kutcher: “Is it fair to say that happiness lives somewhere between Death and Orgasm?”
6.) Here’s a tweet from Gibo Teodoro’s account: “Gibo among the ‘Ten cutest guys in Philippine Politics’”
7.) Comedian Jimmy Fallon: "Big news for American Idol fans. Simon Cowell is going to be re-signed for at least three more seasons. Cowell was so excited-his nipples actually tore through his shirt."
8.) Nicole Richie: Listening to @ryanseacrest on the radio and he just played club music at 7am. I can’t hear words like “booty” and “jiggle” this early Ryan.
9.) Justin Bieber: Someone approached me today and asked me if I was that chick from the L Word…
10.) Perez Hilton: Katy Perry’s (bleep) is pretty

