10 Enter a reality show. Think: Leona Lewis, Kelly Clarkson, Jennifer Hudson, Susan Boyle, William Hung, the guy who sang Pants On the Ground, Bikini Girl
9 Create a really hot youtube video. Charice, Esmee Denters, Boyce Avenue, Marie Digby, Justin Bieber, Happy Slip, the prisoners from Cebu, and that guy who was crying about Britney Spears
8 Expose a scandal
7 Be in a scandal
6 Beat a world record. Beat the record for writing the stupidest book ever.
5 Commit a crime
4 Be the most famous Jejemon. Lobby at Congress to have the Constitution be re-written in Jejetext or create a partylist to uphold the rights of Jejemons…or go the opposite end and replace the Davao Death Squad with Jejebsuters
3 Date and Marry a really famous person. Think: K-Fed, Sharon Osbourne, the
2 Create a really good cocktail
1 Be the best party-thrower in the country
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