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Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Ten ways to become Famous

10 Enter a reality show. Think: Leona Lewis, Kelly Clarkson, Jennifer Hudson, Susan Boyle, William Hung, the guy who sang Pants On the Ground, Bikini Girl

9 Create a really hot youtube video. Charice, Esmee Denters, Boyce Avenue, Marie Digby, Justin Bieber, Happy Slip, the prisoners from Cebu, and that guy who was crying about Britney Spears

8 Expose a scandal

7 Be in a scandal

6 Beat a world record. Beat the record for writing the stupidest book ever.

5 Commit a crime

4 Be the most famous Jejemon. Lobby at Congress to have the Constitution be re-written in Jejetext or create a partylist to uphold the rights of Jejemons…or go the opposite end and replace the Davao Death Squad with Jejebsuters

3 Date and Marry a really famous person. Think: K-Fed, Sharon Osbourne, the

2 Create a really good cocktail

1 Be the best party-thrower in the country

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