Advantages of being Fat

1.) You do not need to hold books up when you’re reading them. You just have to lay them on top of your tummy!

2.) When there’s a food shortage, you survive longer.

3.) You never have to bring a sweater when you watch movies.

4.) You could save the Titanic from sinking because you float better.

5.) Your fat cheeks smoothen out your wrinkles.

6.) When you slap your thighs against each other, you actually make music.

7.) When you get lost in Mt. Everest, it takes two minutes to find you.

8.) You are easier to spot when you cross the street.

9.) You are harder to kidnap.

10.) You give the most comfortable lap rides to kids.